dampsandwich:

the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore

tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’

growlithed:

the venn diagram of guys i like and guys i cant have is a circle

witchpop:

you know that girl you just called stupid?? she’s also ugly

1stclasspussy:

do she go the booty?

she dooooooooooooo

darentertainment:

The World Right Now:

Beyoncé Right Now:

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

daftpostpunk:

why is inconvenience such an inconvenient word to spell